Basement Quotes

Occasionally, profound and/or hilarious things are heard in the basement. This part of this site attempts to record a select few.

"Where my dogs at?" Seth
"Valentine's Day was invented because February, being a short month, just wasn't meeting its suicide quota." Lauren
"I did not kill the plant! It just didn't get enough light!" Lanier
"Lanier, will you marry me?" Garrett
"That's why I hang out in the basement." Wannabe Kathleen, after reading the quote "Only fools surround themselves with fools" written on a door
"Why do you always look at me like I'm nuts? Well, I am nuts, but you don't have to look at me like that!" Lanier, to Emma